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ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it.
FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye.
SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.
EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.
TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.
THIRTEEN! .. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'
FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
FIFTEEN. Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze.
SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.
EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
TWENTY- ONE. Spend some time alone.
TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it.
FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye.
SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.
EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.
TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.
THIRTEEN! .. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'
FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
FIFTEEN. Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze.
SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.
EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
TWENTY- ONE. Spend some time alone.
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
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To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
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The road to success??.. Is always under construction.
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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
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In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
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All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
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Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
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Everyone has a scheme of getting rich.. Which never works.
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If at first you don't succeed.. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
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You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
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Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
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42.7% of all statisticsare made on the spot.
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If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? If you have both, no one calls.
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If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
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You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
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After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
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The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all the errors until another person is fired or quits.
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Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker
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To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
*********
The road to success??.. Is always under construction.
*********
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
*********
In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
*********
All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
*********
Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
*********
Everyone has a scheme of getting rich.. Which never works.
*********
If at first you don't succeed.. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
*********
You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
*********
Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
*********
42.7% of all statisticsare made on the spot.
*********
If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? If you have both, no one calls.
*********
If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
*********
You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
*********
After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
*********
The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all the errors until another person is fired or quits.
*********
Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker
LAW OF QUEUE
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF THE TELEPHONE
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF THE ALIBI
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,
the next morning you will have a flat tire.
Bath THEOREM
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW of the RESULT
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
THEATRE RULE
People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF THE TELEPHONE
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF THE ALIBI
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,
the next morning you will have a flat tire.
Bath THEOREM
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW of the RESULT
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
THEATRE RULE
People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
"If you live your life according to what people say, think, or expect of you, then you never really live your life; you only walk in the shadow of their footsteps."
Tanika Mack
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To make others happy and not only be happy yourself,
To win respect of others and not only win over others,
To find the best in others and not in yourselves,
To give good values to your children,
To leave the world a little better after you have lived.
That is when you have truly lived your life.
Karan Pal Singh
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" You can't eat the world, if you can't lift it. You can't have it, if you can't see it. You don't have it, if you don't believe it."
Derric Johnson
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" Love is not getting, but giving. Not a wild dream of pleasure and a madness of desire--oh, no--love is not that! It is goodness and honor and peace and pure living. Yes, love is that and it is the best thing in the world and the thing that lives the longest."
Henry van Dyke
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" True love comes from the soul, in the depths of one's true self. The true person is brought out in this love but only seen by the ones who truly love them."
Taylor L.
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Tanika Mack
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To make others happy and not only be happy yourself,
To win respect of others and not only win over others,
To find the best in others and not in yourselves,
To give good values to your children,
To leave the world a little better after you have lived.
That is when you have truly lived your life.
Karan Pal Singh
***********************
" You can't eat the world, if you can't lift it. You can't have it, if you can't see it. You don't have it, if you don't believe it."
Derric Johnson
***********************
" Love is not getting, but giving. Not a wild dream of pleasure and a madness of desire--oh, no--love is not that! It is goodness and honor and peace and pure living. Yes, love is that and it is the best thing in the world and the thing that lives the longest."
Henry van Dyke
***********************
" True love comes from the soul, in the depths of one's true self. The true person is brought out in this love but only seen by the ones who truly love them."
Taylor L.
***********************
Love! And you shall be loved
Anger is a condition
in which The tongue works
faster than the mind
You can't change the past
But you can ruin the present
By worrying over the future
God always gives His best
to those Who leave the
choice with him
All people smile
in the same language
A hug is a great gift¦
one size fits all
It can be given for any occasion
And it's easy to exchange
Everyone needs to be
loved¦ Especially when they
do not deserve it
The real measure of a
man's wealth Is what he has
invested in eternity
Laughter is God's sunshine
Everyone has beauty
But not everyone sees it
It's important for parents to
Live The same thing they teach
Thank God for what you have
TRUST GOD for what you need
If you fill your heart with regrets
of yesterday And the worries
of tomorrow You have no today
to be thankful for
Man looks at outward appearance
But the lord looks within
The choice you make today
Will usually effect tomorrow
Take time to laugh, for it is
The music of the soul
If anyone speaks badly of you
Live so none will believe it
Patience is the ability to idle
your motor When you feel like
stripping your gears
Love is strengthened by working
Through conflict together
The best thing parents can do
For there children is to
love each other
Harsh words break no bones
But they do break hearts
To get out of a difficulty
One usually must go through it
We take for granted the things
That we should be giving thanks for
Love is the only thing that can be
Divided without being diminished
Happiness is enhanced by others
But does not depend upon others
For every minute you are
angry with someone You lose
60 seconds of happiness
That you can never get back
Do what you can,
for who you can,
With what you have,
and where you are
Wishing Your Day Be Filled
With Love And Peace
~~mel~~
Anger is a condition
in which The tongue works
faster than the mind
You can't change the past
But you can ruin the present
By worrying over the future
God always gives His best
to those Who leave the
choice with him
All people smile
in the same language
A hug is a great gift¦
one size fits all
It can be given for any occasion
And it's easy to exchange
Everyone needs to be
loved¦ Especially when they
do not deserve it
The real measure of a
man's wealth Is what he has
invested in eternity
Laughter is God's sunshine
Everyone has beauty
But not everyone sees it
It's important for parents to
Live The same thing they teach
Thank God for what you have
TRUST GOD for what you need
If you fill your heart with regrets
of yesterday And the worries
of tomorrow You have no today
to be thankful for
Man looks at outward appearance
But the lord looks within
The choice you make today
Will usually effect tomorrow
Take time to laugh, for it is
The music of the soul
If anyone speaks badly of you
Live so none will believe it
Patience is the ability to idle
your motor When you feel like
stripping your gears
Love is strengthened by working
Through conflict together
The best thing parents can do
For there children is to
love each other
Harsh words break no bones
But they do break hearts
To get out of a difficulty
One usually must go through it
We take for granted the things
That we should be giving thanks for
Love is the only thing that can be
Divided without being diminished
Happiness is enhanced by others
But does not depend upon others
For every minute you are
angry with someone You lose
60 seconds of happiness
That you can never get back
Do what you can,
for who you can,
With what you have,
and where you are
Wishing Your Day Be Filled
With Love And Peace
~~mel~~
School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death.
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ha..ha..nvrmind..maybe because u posted a lot of post b4..unlike some people who join just to organise some stupid TT... u noe who i mean,,
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ha..ha.. u dunno? din surf zth for quite some time yea..yup its an it not she or he..its it..u dunno? go surf aound and see whose thread been deleted ny moderator..:proud: or ask mel..
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