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Wise Words
Be pleasant until ten o'clock in the morning and the rest of
the day will take care of itself.
- Elbert Hubbard
All our reasoning ends in surrender to feeling.
- Blaise Pascal
When thinking won't cure fear, action will.
- W. Clement Stone
"There is a wonderful mythical law of nature that the three things
we crave most in life -- happiness, freedom, and peace of mind --
are always attained by giving them to someone else."
~ Peyton Conway March
"Giving frees us from the familiar territory of our own needs by
opening our mind to the unexplained worlds occupied by the needs of
others."
~Barbara Bush
"Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and
effect."
~Ralph Waldo Emerson
"There are no secrets to success: don't waste time looking for them.
Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from
failure, loyalty to those for whom you work, and persistence. "
~Colin Powell
"A leader leads through inspiration. People like to work with people
going places and are starved for the energy and excitement that
business was always meant to have."
~Loral Langemeier
"Sometimes you've got to let everything go...purge yourself. If you
are unhappy with anything...whatever is bringing you down, get rid
of it. Because you'll find that when you're free, your true
creativity, your true self comes out."
~Tina Turner
Be pleasant until ten o'clock in the morning and the rest of
the day will take care of itself.
- Elbert Hubbard
All our reasoning ends in surrender to feeling.
- Blaise Pascal
When thinking won't cure fear, action will.
- W. Clement Stone
"There is a wonderful mythical law of nature that the three things
we crave most in life -- happiness, freedom, and peace of mind --
are always attained by giving them to someone else."
~ Peyton Conway March
"Giving frees us from the familiar territory of our own needs by
opening our mind to the unexplained worlds occupied by the needs of
others."
~Barbara Bush
"Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and
effect."
~Ralph Waldo Emerson
"There are no secrets to success: don't waste time looking for them.
Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from
failure, loyalty to those for whom you work, and persistence. "
~Colin Powell
"A leader leads through inspiration. People like to work with people
going places and are starved for the energy and excitement that
business was always meant to have."
~Loral Langemeier
"Sometimes you've got to let everything go...purge yourself. If you
are unhappy with anything...whatever is bringing you down, get rid
of it. Because you'll find that when you're free, your true
creativity, your true self comes out."
~Tina Turner
General Terms with Cool Definitions. .........
Cigarette:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
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Love affairs:
Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.
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Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
***********
Divorce:
Future tense of marriage
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Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.
***********
Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
***********
Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
***********
Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.. .
***********
Dictionary:
A place where divorce comes before marriage.
***********
Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
***********
Ecstasy:
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
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Classic:
A book which people praise, but do not read.
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Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
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Office:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
***********
Yawn:
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
***********
Etc:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
***********
Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
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Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.
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Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.
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Philosopher:
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
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Diplomat:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
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Opportunist:
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
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Optimist:
A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am not injured yet.
***********
Pessimist:
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY
**********
Miser:
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
***********
Father:
A banker provided by nature.
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Criminal:
A guy no different from the rest... Except that he got caught.
***********
Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
***********
Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
***********
Boss:
Someone who comes early when you are late and is late when you come early.
***********
Classic:
Books, which people praise but do not read.
***********
Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake that everybody believes he got the largest piece.
***********
Committee:
A group of individuals who can do nothing individually but sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
***********
Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
***********
Conference Room:
A venue where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody agrees later.
***********
Dictionary:
A place where pay, reward and success come before work.
***********
Doctor:
A medical person who kills your ills by pills and kills you with bills.
***********
Etc.:
A grammatical sign used to make people believe that you know more than you do.
***********
Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.
***********
Father:
A banker provided by nature.
***********
Lecture:
The art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to that of the students without going through the brains of either.
***********
Life Insurance:
A contact that keeps you poor all your life so that you can be rich after.
***********
Marriage:
An agreement where a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
***********
Nurse:
A person who wakes you to give you sleeping pills.
***********
Office:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous homely life.
***********
Philosopher:
A man who torments himself all his life to become wise after death.
***********
Politician:
Someone who shakes your hand before the elections and your confidence after.
***********
Saturday and Sunday:
Are strong days as the others are weak days (weekdays).
***********
School:
A place where Papa pays and son plays.
***********
Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
***********
Tears:
A hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
***********
Yawn:
The only time a husband can open his mouth.
***********
Cigarette:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
***********
Love affairs:
Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.
***********
Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
***********
Divorce:
Future tense of marriage
***********
Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.
***********
Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
***********
Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
***********
Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.. .
***********
Dictionary:
A place where divorce comes before marriage.
***********
Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
***********
Ecstasy:
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
***********
Classic:
A book which people praise, but do not read.
***********
Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
***********
Office:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
***********
Yawn:
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
***********
Etc:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
***********
Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
***********
Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.
***********
Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.
***********
Philosopher:
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
***********
Diplomat:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
***********
Opportunist:
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
***********
Optimist:
A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am not injured yet.
***********
Pessimist:
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY
**********
Miser:
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
***********
Father:
A banker provided by nature.
***********
Criminal:
A guy no different from the rest... Except that he got caught.
***********
Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
***********
Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
***********
Boss:
Someone who comes early when you are late and is late when you come early.
***********
Classic:
Books, which people praise but do not read.
***********
Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake that everybody believes he got the largest piece.
***********
Committee:
A group of individuals who can do nothing individually but sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
***********
Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
***********
Conference Room:
A venue where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody agrees later.
***********
Dictionary:
A place where pay, reward and success come before work.
***********
Doctor:
A medical person who kills your ills by pills and kills you with bills.
***********
Etc.:
A grammatical sign used to make people believe that you know more than you do.
***********
Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.
***********
Father:
A banker provided by nature.
***********
Lecture:
The art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to that of the students without going through the brains of either.
***********
Life Insurance:
A contact that keeps you poor all your life so that you can be rich after.
***********
Marriage:
An agreement where a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
***********
Nurse:
A person who wakes you to give you sleeping pills.
***********
Office:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous homely life.
***********
Philosopher:
A man who torments himself all his life to become wise after death.
***********
Politician:
Someone who shakes your hand before the elections and your confidence after.
***********
Saturday and Sunday:
Are strong days as the others are weak days (weekdays).
***********
School:
A place where Papa pays and son plays.
***********
Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
***********
Tears:
A hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
***********
Yawn:
The only time a husband can open his mouth.
***********
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