I know this is "Your Shots"..which means it should have pictures but this incident is just too funny/silly/cannot-brain to NOT share.
Once my car was hit from behind (no butt jokes pls). The black strip of my rear bumper took the brunt of the bump. The offending vehicle was a facelifted BMW E60. What basically happened what the "driver" of the E60 switched lanes & could not judge the length of his car thus resulted in
grasing my rear bumper.
So I was pissed, stopped by the side & so did the E60 driver. First words from his gaping mouth "WHAT HE FUCK. I WAS IN FRONT OF YOU!!!".
As stated, my emotions were off being pissed off, after hearing what he said..I was left in confusion;
So I asked, "How can that be?, you hit the BACK of my car..?". His answer; "I WAS IN FRONT OF YOU!!!". His only defense/answer to all my questions were the same; "I WAS IN FRONT OF YOU!!!".
ok. So I didnt want to waste anymore of my time & left.
Should have suggested to report police if he was confident he was in the right. But the inspector will probably laugh at us since there were no visible marks on my car (black plastic strip ma), his E60 however had numerous scratches (probably from the inability to properly operate his vehicle).
What an asshat.