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Once I've met a guy who put a massive GT Wing on his stock auto putra... reason being he could not get enough downforce when enjoying Karak Hiway
 

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I cannot believe how ignorant that Corolla owner was. I didn't finish watching that vid because that Corolla owner was just too embarassing to watch. WTF

Speaking of interesting characters, what about a certain blue turd sentra owner who called everyone morons because we didn't have our cars tuned by the 'sifus' who don't use the internet? :biggrin:
 

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I cannot believe how ignorant that Corolla owner was. I didn't finish watching that vid because that Corolla owner was just too embarassing to watch. WTF

Speaking of interesting characters, what about a certain blue turd sentra owner who called everyone morons because we didn't have our cars tuned by the 'sifus' who don't use the internet? :biggrin:
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Once I've met a guy who put a massive GT Wing on his stock auto putra... reason being he could not get enough downforce when enjoying Karak Hiway
pimp my ride malaysia thread...

i've always wondered...with huge GT wings and no downforce at the front end...wont the car sorta nose up with the extra huge clownforce pushing down at the rear?
 

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when i was young, first i got my license.. my friend introduce a friend of him.. he told me that the dude is a car expert. one day that dude told me he just change his car's turbo.. as i know his car is NA.. :confused: once he show me his car.. the one that i can see is a proton satria with new exhaust.. :banghead::banghead::banghead::rofl::thefinger:
 

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when i was young, first i got my license.. my friend introduce a friend of him.. he told me that the dude is a car expert. one day that dude told me he just change his car's turbo.. as i know his car is NA.. :confused: once he show me his car.. the one that i can see is a proton satria with new exhaust.. :banghead::banghead::banghead::rofl::thefinger:
He probably trying to bullshit or maybe he himself don't know what is turbo.....:confused::biggrin:
 

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Something similar to the 17" rims and GT Wing + Surbo Vios kind of comments...:banghead:
 

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pimp my ride malaysia thread...

i've always wondered...with huge GT wings and no downforce at the front end...wont the car sorta nose up with the extra huge clownforce pushing down at the rear?
Yup... made me wonder too

the pimp my ride thread mostly on the cosmetics.... but the article that I've shared is more of all-round BS modification and the moronic comments they made :rofl:

plan to see all vids by tonite, last night manage to see only the Mountain-Dew-stoned-Rolla owner :rofl:
 

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Talking about roof vortex generators, GT spoilers and front carnards...I met a guy at this body kit shop....I was waiting for my friend so that guy thought I was the shop assistance. He came up to me and ask me about the 2 items...I ask him for what car...He said for Kenari....Then the following words from him was unbelievable but I just play along with him....

Guy: Boss, looking for sonic hair and the front scraper like time attack car..
Me: ??????? Sonic hair?? front scraper???
Guy: Neh...like the evolution got one on roof like sonic hair one and this (he show me an image of a canard in his phone)
Me: Oh~~~vortex generator and front carnard..
Guy: Ya ya ya....
Me: What car?
Guy: Kenari
Me: ????
Guy: the car feel not stable at 120km/h leh....my friend said if put the scraper (canard) the front will have more grip and will cut the wind go up so the tire more grip and corner more stable...
Me: oh~~~~~
Guy: the spoiler I want those GT type the original spoiler very small..cannot cut the wind also....the rear feels very light....want to make it more stick the road....
Me: want more grip on road put glue on tire la...joking with him
(I start looking for the biggest spoiler and canard I can find...I found the EVO Vortex replica kit and told him)
Me: Nah, you need this complete with spoiler, sonic hair and scraper....this set sure make your car stick to road like a gecko..guarantee can cut wind upside down...
Guy: this set nice how much ah?
Me: wait I ask my boss....
(I walked outside the shop, call the boss and told him someone want to buy stuff inside the shop..Then I faster cabut)

The guy was still with his P sticker....
 
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TitanRev... you are truely evil !!! Instead of sharing proper knowledge with him... You mislead him further !!
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Keeltha, hahahahahaha......I bet the boss of the shop would have told him no need to put those stuff.....some people are just lazy to search or gather information before modding the car.....
 

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voltex generators & canards on n/a cars...:biggrin:
Look fast maaaaaaaah.. look fast can already.. car not fast nevermind. Fierce can already

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No but seriously I've seen a canard being used on a Putra and it really did help the guy with his frontal grip. But I think he had the angle all wrong or something and in the end the whole bumper got ripped off. Oh he was using it on track days, not street driving.

Don't know what the 'sonic hair' is used for though.
 

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izso, to generate vortex so car become more faster...
 

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I got a story to share... my colleague friend's friend told him that his dc5 did 330km/h on highway...in Malaysia...

p/s: Downforce start take effective beyond 150km/h right ?
 

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I got a story to share... my colleague friend's friend told him that his dc5 did 330km/h on highway...in Malaysia...

p/s: Downforce start take effective beyond 150km/h right ?
330km/h in Malaysia Highway? Guess that's the reason why u post up in this thread :rofl:
 

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Don't know what the 'sonic hair' is used for though.
It is to generate a vortex of air so a wormhole can be formed just behind the car. Once the wormhole has been generated, the forces of gravity will push the car down and forward thus adding to overall clownforce and adding an additional 15% BHP and a further ~10% wHP if the wormhole is just 1micron away from the sonic hair.

This phenomenan is how sonic is able to run upside down when he achieves teminal velocity and goes into spinning mode. Scientists have been able to copy sonic's speed while eliminating the need to spin before achieving terminal velocity (via 10% WHP increase in power and additional clownforce) by placing the row of sonic hair in parallel to the wormhole instead if in line to the wormhole. By doing this, scientists have been able to average out the forces produced from the wormhole thru-out the surface of the vehicle it is placed on.

Scientists have cautioned though that there is a chance that the sonic hair if improperly installed with cheap double sided tape will come off at high speeds. When this happens, the wormhole becomes very unstable and instead of pushing the vehicle forward and down, it instead becomes a pathway to Thor's homeland. This has only been recorded once during testing and this was the root cause of the huge tsunami which happened thruout the Indian oceanfront which caused widespread destruction. Thor was shitting at that time and did not enjoy having a wormhole suddenly open near his anus sucking on his excrement hence sent his hammer thru the wormhole which was the root cause of the creation of the mega tsunami. Stories of the tsunami being caused by a giant undersea earthquake is a hoax. Everyone knows that earthquakes are caused by surbo's that are improperly installed which disrupts the strings of universe. Users can rest assured that all currently sold sonic hairs will not so easily fall off at high speeds as manufacturers have signed an international accord that all manufactured sonic hairs AKA vortex generators will be affixed with 3M double sided tapes.
 

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dc5 330kmh possible ah? the gearbox can tahan?
if even the car able to reach 33o km/h.. does his ball can tahan.? :thefinger::rofl:

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If it is true... then
Bugatti dont need W16 4 turbo, V6 will be enough tho...

If 330-100 km/h... I wont post it here :rofl:
malaysian road summore.. karak highway or nse.? hebatt.!
 

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330km/h.....is crazy speed keeltha
 

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ididn't know that any dc5 can go to that speed....
 

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R35 I can believe la...DC5...:stoned:
 

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dc5 330kmh possible ah? the gearbox can tahan?
That day AES caught Super Car only doing 260 plus, right? So DC5 is faster.....:confused: :biggrin:

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R35 I can believe la...DC5...:stoned:
Dc5 faster because GTR 35 I think top speed is around 318kph only....:rolleyes:
 

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once my sonic hair on a lancer kotak tercabut at cyberjaya, was not that fast though, the sound was loud (pom!) i though something landed on my roof
 

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123, manage to find that piece back?
 

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It is to generate a vortex of air so a wormhole can be formed just behind the car. Once the wormhole has been generated, the forces of gravity will push the car down and forward thus adding to overall clownforce and adding an additional 15% BHP and a further ~10% wHP if the wormhole is just 1micron away from the sonic hair.

This phenomenan is how sonic is able to run upside down when he achieves teminal velocity and goes into spinning mode. Scientists have been able to copy sonic's speed while eliminating the need to spin before achieving terminal velocity (via 10% WHP increase in power and additional clownforce) by placing the row of sonic hair in parallel to the wormhole instead if in line to the wormhole. By doing this, scientists have been able to average out the forces produced from the wormhole thru-out the surface of the vehicle it is placed on.

Scientists have cautioned though that there is a chance that the sonic hair if improperly installed with cheap double sided tape will come off at high speeds. When this happens, the wormhole becomes very unstable and instead of pushing the vehicle forward and down, it instead becomes a pathway to Thor's homeland. This has only been recorded once during testing and this was the root cause of the huge tsunami which happened thruout the Indian oceanfront which caused widespread destruction. Thor was shitting at that time and did not enjoy having a wormhole suddenly open near his anus sucking on his excrement hence sent his hammer thru the wormhole which was the root cause of the creation of the mega tsunami. Stories of the tsunami being caused by a giant undersea earthquake is a hoax. Everyone knows that earthquakes are caused by surbo's that are improperly installed which disrupts the strings of universe. Users can rest assured that all currently sold sonic hairs will not so easily fall off at high speeds as manufacturers have signed an international accord that all manufactured sonic hairs AKA vortex generators will be affixed with 3M double sided tapes.
lol..too much time ah..


vortex generator...by Mitsubishi..COSMETIC only...
 

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123, manage to find that piece back?
i saw it lying on the highway from my rear view/side mirror if i'm not mistaken (happened many2 years ago), didn't bother to take it back, cheap only bought at superstar accessory
 

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Now now....not that I say that vortex generators don't work...I believe the one factory fitted on Evo does work...but it doesn't mean any car can fit vortex generator and it will work given that those sold are copy or replica without any precise measurement or testing.
 

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i still cant believe the dc5 can go 330kmh.....got proof anot?
Rileks2...there's no way that DC5 can go to 200mph..haha,no need proof.

Vortex generators, IIRC were designed to delay flow separation from the surface, thus cleaner airflow to the rear wing. On a Evo, I have no doubt that it works to certain extent, but a Vios? Hiuhiuhiu......:embarassed:
 

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i assume after tonight's episode of 999 on TV3.....therell be an even bigger bullshit? hehehehhehe
 

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meter rosak. using non calibrated aftermarket meter?
Reading your post now I know how he manage 330kmh. He saw the speed on the speed board on the Kerinchi link coming in from the Federal Highway. I did it once it showed 450kmh, but actually was doing 70kmh......:driver: :biggrin::biggrin:
 

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Talking about rice boy mods eh? Used to have one site that's mocking those mods: addmoreHP but now already closed. It was fun while it lasted though. :D

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330kph DC5? Even my 8yr old boy who learns most about cars from playing GT5 knows that's a load of BS! :biggrin:
 

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There must be a reason I post the "330kmh" in this thread right ? Stop asking proof nor take it too serious la... :banghead:
 

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I remember the quotes from the other forummers....each sticker adds certain amount of horsepower...example NOS sticker...the bigger you put the more HP la.....
 

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Reading your post now I know how he manage 330kmh. He saw the speed on the speed board on the Kerinchi link coming in from the Federal Highway. I did it once it showed 450kmh, but actually was doing 70kmh......:driver: :biggrin::biggrin:
there my kapcai also can go 360km/h on the sweeper corner u know.... :rofl:
 

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Now now....not that I say that vortex generators don't work...I believe the one factory fitted on Evo does work...but it doesn't mean any car can fit vortex generator and it will work given that those sold are copy or replica without any precise measurement or testing.
correct. every car has a different flow seperation point. it's not to say vortex generators dont work but there is a lot of airflow testing to get it to work correctly. there are many variables such as how many spikes, how tall, angle, height, distance even the shape of the spike matters....

autospeed did a very good write up on the use of vortex generators to keep the airflow laminar.

read it all here
 

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there my kapcai also can go 360km/h on the sweeper corner u know.... :rofl:
So you have tried it too......:rofl:

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I remember the quotes from the other forummers....each sticker adds certain amount of horsepower...example NOS sticker...the bigger you put the more HP la.....
GTi add 5bhp, NOS 10bhp and so on......hahahahaha:rofl:
 

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TR...talking about the door sticker issit? those placed under the side mirror?

also remember there was a time when fake brembo caliper covers + fake disc brakes was quite hot?
 

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TR...talking about the door sticker issit? those placed under the side mirror?

also remember there was a time when fake brembo caliper covers + fake disc brakes was quite hot?
Was? I think even now many are still using those fake brembos! Just today I saw a black Vios in my office parking lot using those fake brembo calipers and still looks very bright red new!
 

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Was? I think even now many are still using those fake brembos! Just today I saw a black Vios in my office parking lot using those fake brembo calipers and still looks very bright red new!
Yup, still have not was......:biggrin:
 

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Wtf sonic hair also come out. I googled "sonic hair" instead of vortex generator (well, just curious what would come out) and all sorts of colour Sega Sonic and punks with bombastic hairs. So means if ur car is as fast as sonic, then you'll probably need it :biggrin:

Install on car without a rear wing...just a waste of $ la...it only creates a continuos flow to your rear wing thus having more differential pressure to create downforce. A laminar flow will have "wakes" at the end of the surface plane thus the flow is messier. Unless you always do 200kmh, who damn cares? Install Garfield sticker is even better...at least it might attract some girls.

And the hair on evo, I don't think they test run it in a wind tunnel coz I'm not aware that Mitsubishi having any. Just high tech flow simulation in a Core i7, maybe
 
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