if ur car make police intrested..read diz..

[mospeda353]

yesterday my car was blocked by 'kuda putih' then like usual laa.. license and ic.. and he asked "ko tau ape salah kau!?" i said.. "enta la bang".. then the police said coz of my tinted, very gelap.. hurmmm.. i can't said anythg coz the police true.. hahaha.. then the police said.. "ni kene bw balai ni kete kau nie" i said "Y?".. rules nowdays, if they want to summons coz of tinted, they need to test the % 1st, if not we can sue them.. i dunno the police rite or not.. police said "jom pegi balai.." i said i "dun wan..sure kene sita punye..exos bising, engine not endorse yet.." honest..haha.. then like usual.. the police asked for money.. too bad, only have 2 50 notes in my wallet.. i gave rm50.. and then.. the police said "lain kali standby duit merah, xde la ko kene bagi duit biru" he laugh.. hahaha!! so moral of the story.. plez standy red notes in ur wallet..

 

[hornydrifter]

motha f...hahahaha!!! leally lawak sial!!...
Thanks for the ingenius info..

 

[fadin_remorse]

lawak sial...haizz.....very honest police ther

 

[turbolover]

yea it's fact.hide those 50's in other compartment and leave about 2 or 3 red notes expose.u r safe.most to most only kena one dinner at Fridays.hehe.they will take it.some will be even more kesian by giving u back a little for toll n stuff.haha.

 

[PocketRocket]

i only leave green notes and hell lot of coins...mau ah? amik lah

 

[TitanRev]

Hahaha funny.....the police so honest also..

 

[waisign]

This is one hell of a hillarious story...

 

[EvolutionZ]

i last time beat the traffic light coz it turns orange but the car behind me was following so near, i couldnt brake if not for sure "bang" but then the "white car" came after me coz i was turning into housing area but the other car was speeding at main road......then bla bla bla....i nego until 30 but i only got 50 notes, so i ask got change ah...then he asked me to put inside the summon book then as he return my license, 20 is underneath my license....so guys, can get change one la......coz its commercialize liao.......

 

[PocketRocket]

hehe....i can imagine the scenario,

evo:encik, tolong la, mau makan la ini duit...
cop:adui, kecik tak da kah?
evo:tarak lah encik, baru kluar atm ini duit last
cop:okok,masuk bawah saman, gua cari lagi doa puloh kasi sama u
evo:encik cayalah!
cop:lain kali jangan bikin ini maciam ah.....jalan!

haha...

 

[waisign]

maybe they should accept cards as well...

evo: Tuk, tarak cash la.. card boleh?
pulis: boleh,, Amex, Visa, Master?

 

[turbolover]

i only leave green notes and hell lot of coins...mau ah? amik lah

My friend was caught driving with a 'P' licence,on the phone and without a seatbelt.our uniform saviour ask for ahem " ".my friend gathered everything,shit loads of coins and 1 rm notes.finally came up with rm9++.sapu also and nothing happen.no demerit points and scott free.
But seriously if u did something wrong unintentionally and the polis wanna ask u to go balai with them just tell them ok,no choice or ask for proper summons.they will normally let u off with warning.our polis,not all r wolf.so someof them u explain nicely and if they ask u to follow them to balai just agree.they will normally avoid these, as paperwork needs to be prepared and they dont want hassle.
MIB is good :top::top:hehe

 

[mospeda353]

juz give money to them..even they asked 100 oso i give.. wat to do.. if my car masuk balai.. perhhh.!! more than 1000 nk kawteam...

 

[turbolover]

Of course ur case different la.haha.

 

[speedy3210]

the lowest kopi rate i had offered is RM 5 ....
show them my wallet last piece RM 5 ...fuel indicator almost reach empty ...
mr officer said : lain kali jangan buat salah lagi , ok !!

 

[evolution9682]

Got block by police 1 time at Malacca on the way to Pahlawan Mall's Mcdonald after clubbing.As usual,parking tepi and take out license.Police say my car(evo 7) got white HID,salah.I say standard come sudah white HID,u pernah nampak Evo 7 lampu kuning???Police then ask me press my pedal,exhaust bising,salah.I say standard come sudah ini macam,u pernah nampak Evo 7 punya exhaust tak bising?Then police walk away to the other awhile seems like discussing something.He let me go without summons at the end...hehe...

 

[EvolutionZ]

maybe they should accept cards as well...

evo: Tuk, tarak cash la.. card boleh?
pulis: boleh,, Amex, Visa, Master?

u r funny one...if they accept card sure die fast oh, got record on our bills, duit kopi, then show to their boss la.

hehe....i can imagine the scenario,

evo:encik, tolong la, mau makan la ini duit...
cop:adui, kecik tak da kah?
evo:tarak lah encik, baru kluar atm ini duit last
cop:okok,masuk bawah saman, gua cari lagi doa puloh kasi sama u
evo:encik cayalah!
cop:lain kali jangan bikin ini maciam ah.....jalan!

haha...

u r really really funny, i am sure u been thru this many times la.....go hentam that moron with 5115, now u come tease me ah....LOL:) cheerz

the lowest kopi rate i had offered is RM 5 ....
show them my wallet last piece RM 5 ...fuel indicator almost reach empty ...
mr officer said : lain kali jangan buat salah lagi , ok !!

motorbike they take rm2 or rm3 also...my staff kena once, rm3 also ok...blur....economy no good ah.

Got block by police 1 time at Malacca on the way to Pahlawan Mall's Mcdonald after clubbing.As usual,parking tepi and take out license.Police say my car(evo 7) got white HID,salah.I say standard come sudah white HID,u pernah nampak Evo 7 lampu kuning???Police then ask me press my pedal,exhaust bising,salah.I say standard come sudah ini macam,u pernah nampak Evo 7 punya exhaust tak bising?Then police walk away to the other awhile seems like discussing something.He let me go without summons at the end...hehe...

its becoz they not sure about the car spec so they rather don take risk been screw by their boss if they summon or ask u go balai......if jpj block then they will find faults in every angle of our cars....

 

[turbolover]

sometimes depends on how u negotiate or talk to them.haha.some needs soft approach and some u need to be firmed with them.

 

[PocketRocket]

haha....nola, where got bully you, i've lepas few blocks before, just be nice lor, i left rm5 in my wallet n the cop refuse to take it...summore in hartamas. was doing 140 on an 80/km road before the block, u guys shud know, uphill at securities commission

 

[hornydrifter]

Sumetimes the cops see me..i straight away say...SOryy tokk!! saya tau saya salah...he said "ai...ko nie bwk cm hantu..meh sni i/c...write2 sumting then pass to mee...dh g..lain laki jgn wat lagi..." i was like huh?..:hmmmm:...nvr ask money also...

hapen to me a couple of times....hehehehe...

 

[5115]

bro evoz,am just doing my job..when something doesnt work on someone,try something else

as long as he keep posting,he will keep suffering.we are different standard from him,different status in the forum,no way he can challenge us from any aspect.

just to keep ourselves on doing right things will do.

hope "you" are reading this,we got various of method to treat you other than ban/exposed your identity.banning you is just another option when we are bored.

i am waiting,or should i say,we are waiting!