I get into similar credit card promotion campaign thing also last time. They do it in front of a supermarket, and i have to get pass the main door to buy something. So they bug me lor, say what good lar got reserved seat for all card holder lor, and whatever other stuff they can talk about lar. I just smile and shake my head say i don't need another card. When i'm about to go they still pull my shirt (okay lar not literally) say very good, now promotion or whatever.
but i still leave them lar.
after 15 min i came out, they approach me again. I'm like wtf?? i've only been away for 15 min they already forgot my face, summore not sunday or got alot of people, only few cats around nia.. not peak shopping hour yet. Got pissed, say i got CR already, no need another one, then they start their bull crap again. So i whip out my wallet and get take out the very same credit card (actually my dad's, i just borrow it just in case, i dun have a permenant job that qualifies me to get a card yet, not earning rm18k/year), and show them like a police badge and shout at them "See! I got one already so i say i dun need another one!! ppl say no need then belief them lar!" Then they say okay okay paiseh and let me go.. lol..
Another case is yet-another-air-injector-err-i-mean-paper-weight-product. Product say air injector, claim up to 35% better fuel economy and 15% extra power. Looks to me like no more than a 3 inch long heavy metal tube with openings on each side.
If i remember correctly, i'm wearing one of my TRD t-shirt (not real one, barang tiruan bought at supermarket), the guy see me then come to me and talk non stop again, talk like the product is god or something, new one, satisfaction guarenteed, and say worked on what car what car before and pump what oil.
I have a feeling i won't be able to get away easily anyway, and looking at his face, why not have fun for a while.
So i tell him i have no confident ler, summore what car he said had worked on not including my car. Then he ask me what car i'm driving, a toyota izit? (cuz i'm wearing toyota shirt what)
bingo! he said what i've hope he'd say.
Then i try to sound as professional as possible, and tell (tipu) him my car is a toyota KE70, i imported a custom rebuilded 20v 4age, forged crank, titanium conrod from cunningham rod, 288 degree intake 304 degree exhaust, peak power at 10,200rpm if i remove the silencer from the exhaust, running on motec with sequencial injection totaled 8 injector, custom forge piston running 12.1:1 CR and have to brew my own petrol so it can run the car without pinging with 16 degree ignition timing at idle.
then i stop, and he also pause there no talk. then after 2 second of silence i speak before he get to, and say "damn, i knew it, my car can't use it right.. sigh~.. nvm liau lar.. thanks anyway.. and don't tell other ppl i brew my own petrol ar.. thanks.." and i walk away...
hahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha roflmao~
i still remember that blank face the guy have. no way in hell i can afford all those part lar..... but that was fun. almost a year ago liau, still can remember...