install a big spray nitrous purge kit at the bottom side of your front bumper with the nozzle facing upwards..
at a traffic light, when there's a copper next to you on his bike waiting for it to turn green, spray some nitrous at him!..
after he stops u and if he's parked at the front and walked to your car, spray him again!..
to add more fun, spray his ass one more time when he's walking back to his bike after giving you the ticket and then cabut!:vroam:
good luck spending your night in the lock-up!