CAMRRAD: Kimi Raikkonen
In the ultra-clean world of modern F1, Kimi stands out as an ambassador of bad behaviour
At the 2007 season-opening Grand Prix in Australia, Ron Dennis, head honcho of McLaren for as long as anyone can remember, was describing how he felt about the team's performance to ITV's pitlane reporter, Louise Goodman.
He finished up by saying, "and the best thing is, they're such nice chaps" - which kind of indicates he didn't feel like that about last season's drivers...
That wouldn't have anything to do with Kimi's night-time trips to alternative drinking holes would it, Ron? Because in these days of well-behaved, PR-savvy F1 drivers, Kimi Raikkonen is a breath of fresh air; a man you can trust to live life to the full.
Which brings us neatly to his infamous trip to a London strip club, where Kimi allegedly decided that the normal strippers were a bit too sober for his tastes, so he did his own impromptu strip show. Needless to say, the bouncers weren't too impressed, and he was asked to leave.
But this story gets even more deserving of CAMRRAD when you consider it happened at the start of the 2005 season, the year when McLaren was desperately trying to wrest the F1 crown back from Ferrari's dominance in 2004.
Not a great way to get in shape, you'd imagine. Kimi's response? "It doesn't make me any slower." And stories of Raikkonen's misdemeanours continue.
Just after Michael Schumacher was presented with an award at his last GP by Pele, Martin Brundle was doing his pit walk and found Kimi having a drink by his car, unfazed by the hoo-ha at the front of the grid.
When Brundle asked Raikkonen whether he'd seen the presentation, Kimi replied that he hadn't, as at the time, he was "having a shit".
There's a definite lack-of-thought-for-the-consequences theme running through these tales - can you imagine doing anything more likely to piss off your future employer (Ferrari) than showing so little regard for its greatest ever ambassador and driver?
And that's exactly what makes him so deserving of the award. Big-balled driver, big-balled life.