A Scotsman, an Englishman and a Newfie were sitting in a bar
in Toronto. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, the food exceptional.
" Y'know " said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow
there's a little place called McTavish's.The landlord goes out of his way for
the locals so much that when you buy four drinks he will buy the fifth drink
for you."
" Well," said the Englishman, "At my local, the Red Lion, the barman will buy
you your third drink after you buy the first two."
"Ahhh, that's nothin'," said the Newfie. "Back home in Sin Jahn's there's the
Codfish Bar. The moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink,
then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've had enough drinks
they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house."
The Englishman and Scotsman immediately pour scorn on the Newfie's claims but
he swears every word is true.
" Well," said the Englishman, "Did this actually happen to you?"
"Not me myself, personally, no," said the Newfie. "But it did happen to me
sister a few times."
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Q: How do you sink a Newfie submarine?
A: Knock on the screen door.
in Toronto. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, the food exceptional.
" Y'know " said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow
there's a little place called McTavish's.The landlord goes out of his way for
the locals so much that when you buy four drinks he will buy the fifth drink
for you."
" Well," said the Englishman, "At my local, the Red Lion, the barman will buy
you your third drink after you buy the first two."
"Ahhh, that's nothin'," said the Newfie. "Back home in Sin Jahn's there's the
Codfish Bar. The moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink,
then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've had enough drinks
they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house."
The Englishman and Scotsman immediately pour scorn on the Newfie's claims but
he swears every word is true.
" Well," said the Englishman, "Did this actually happen to you?"
"Not me myself, personally, no," said the Newfie. "But it did happen to me
sister a few times."
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Q: How do you sink a Newfie submarine?
A: Knock on the screen door.