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[si|verfish]

Source: http://www.zwire.com/site/news.cfm?BRD=1402&dept_id=173494&newsid=15238587&PAG=461&rfi=9

Man eats cell phone chip to spite service

City of Delafield - A man, upset that his cell phone had not worked for months, broke the phone and then ate the memory chip.

The unusual incident occurred Sept. 10 at Car Phones Plus, 2574 Sun Valley Drive, when the 47-year-old City of Delafield man came into the store and started to create a disturbance, the report said.

The man, who was intoxicated, demanded a refund because his phone had not worked for six months.

The man then broke the phone in two and ate the memory chip "so no one would get his personal information," the report said.

The man rode a bike to the store, the report noted.

The store did not want to press charges and the man was released.

 

[AE80TypeD]

yummy, i hope the plastic and microchip doesnt release any toxins into his tummy, or he's really gonna feel that next morning

did he ever thought that maybe the phone was not working bcoz its broken OR he hasnt been paying the network bills? hahahaha drunk ppl..

i agree, WTF indeed :lol:

 

[NOSkill]

I'm about to eat my boss............

 

[si|verfish]

I'm about to eat my boss............

How is he cooked?

 

[AE80TypeD]

well done i hope. i just read about the maggot infested internals of a japanese man bcoz of his favorite dish, sushi! :lol: of coz not all raw fish are bad and not all cooked stuff are good. head over to www.snopes.com for entertaining urban legends. :lol:

 

[si|verfish]

Maggots...ugh...

 

[NOSkill]

How is he cooked?

I'm not sure yet. I'm writing an email to Hannibal Lecter.

 

[BLaCkHoWLiNG]

NOSkill: dont we all go through the same shit everyday..... @#$@!#!@$@!#!

 

[AE80TypeD]

i am. 20 40sec-long flash animations to be done and converted to 3gp by the end of the month. ccb knn !(&#$^*#!@

i cant eat my boss, his body odour is such a strong deterrent. blearh.. i'd still turn him over to dr. hannibal tho, NOSkill, pm me the dr.'s contact details when u're done aight?

 

[headache]

Depends on the package type of the chip, lar. Some of them got gold wires inside, wan. :tongue:

 

[AE80TypeD]

wow... next morning berak come out gold! can be proud if sober... i guess :lol:

 

[headache]

wow... next morning berak come out gold! can be proud if sober... i guess :lol:

That and silicon. And, it'll cut the backside hole. Am sure he can save cost of buying KY, liao. Hehehehehehe...

 

[si|verfish]

If he has piles and he's lucky, it might cut it off for him. Save some medical costs.

 

[Duke Red]

Source: http://www.zwire.com/site/news.cfm?BRD=1402&dept_id=173494&newsid=15238587&PAG=461&rfi=9

chip? i like mine with a little ketchup

 

[si|verfish]

chip? i like mine with a little ketchup

I like mine with some sour cream, but I think his chip is a little different from what we are used to.

 

[sarcastics]

a chip enough to set off metal detectors ?

 

[rollakid]

do i get fries with that?

kay,
dun eat your boss just yet, sell him to Iraq or any other countries for large sum of money, he might prove to be a valuable biohazard weapon :D

 

[AE80TypeD]

ahahaa no way man! that'll give bush more reasons to wage his pigrich agendas

"WMDs FINALLY FOUND! MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!" i dont wanna imagine what THAT will bring. another bush term; the US may topple over but i think its not a wise condition for the world to go thru right now. :lol: OMG all that over one smelly boss kekeke

chip! sour cream? too bad he downed it with alcohol.. what a nice way to eat a chip blearh. chris, arent chip = fries? :lol: