- Mar 19, 2005
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HARD-DISK Girls:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Girls:
She forgets about you, the moment you
turn her off.
WINDOWS Girls:
Everyone knows that she can’t do a
thing
right, but no one can live without her.
SCREENSAVER Girls:
She is good for nothing but at least
she
is fun!
INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.
SERVER Girls:
Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Girls:
She makes horrible things look
beautiful.
CD-ROM Girls:
She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Girls:
Every ten things she says, eight are
nonsense.
VIRUS Girls:
Also known as “WIFE”; when you are not
expecting her, she comes, installs
herself and uses all your resources. If
you try to uninstall her you will lose
something, if you don’t try to
uninstall
her … you will lose everything
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Girls:
She forgets about you, the moment you
turn her off.
WINDOWS Girls:
Everyone knows that she can’t do a
thing
right, but no one can live without her.
SCREENSAVER Girls:
She is good for nothing but at least
she
is fun!
INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.
SERVER Girls:
Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Girls:
She makes horrible things look
beautiful.
CD-ROM Girls:
She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Girls:
Every ten things she says, eight are
nonsense.
VIRUS Girls:
Also known as “WIFE”; when you are not
expecting her, she comes, installs
herself and uses all your resources. If
you try to uninstall her you will lose
something, if you don’t try to
uninstall
her … you will lose everything