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> The lawyer immediately grabbed his mobile phone, dialled 999, and it
> wasn't more than 5 minutes before a policeman pulled up. Before the cop
> had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming
> hysterically. His BMW, which he had just picked up the day before, was
> now
> completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body
> shop
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> office,
> ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a runaway truck
> sped by, too close to the curb, and completely tore off the driver's
> door
> of the BMW.
> The lawyer immediately grabbed his mobile phone, dialled 999, and it
> wasn't more than 5 minutes before a policeman pulled up. Before the cop
> had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming
> hysterically. His BMW, which he had just picked up the day before, was
> now
> completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body
> shop
> tried to make it new again. After the lawyer finally wound down from
> his
> rant, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief.
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> "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said.
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> "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most
> important things in life."
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> "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
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> The cop replied, "My God, don't you even realise that your left arm is
> missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"
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