A man and his lady were in bed one night when he got the urge and
farted loudly.
"What was that"? she asked. "That was a touchdown" he explained.
Later that night she felt extremely bloated and loudly relieved herself!
"What in the heck was that "? he demanded.
... " If your's was a touchdown, mine was a touchdown" she replied.
Not much later, the man blasted again and shit all over the sheets.
" What in the hell was that she demanded!!!!!
"Half time" he said!! "Change sides"!!!
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Q: What do you have if you have two nuts on you wall?
A: Walnuts.
Q: What do you have if you have two nuts on your chest?
A: Chestnuts.
Q: What do you have if you have two nuts on your chin?
A: A mouth full of cock.
Q: What'd you call a woman masturbating?
A: A bushwacker.
Q: Why do you wrap duck tape around guinea pigs?
A: So they don't explode when you fuck them.
Q: What's the difference between fish and meat?
A: If you beat your fish it will die.
farted loudly.
"What was that"? she asked. "That was a touchdown" he explained.
Later that night she felt extremely bloated and loudly relieved herself!
"What in the heck was that "? he demanded.
... " If your's was a touchdown, mine was a touchdown" she replied.
Not much later, the man blasted again and shit all over the sheets.
" What in the hell was that she demanded!!!!!
"Half time" he said!! "Change sides"!!!
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Q: What do you have if you have two nuts on you wall?
A: Walnuts.
Q: What do you have if you have two nuts on your chest?
A: Chestnuts.
Q: What do you have if you have two nuts on your chin?
A: A mouth full of cock.
Q: What'd you call a woman masturbating?
A: A bushwacker.
Q: Why do you wrap duck tape around guinea pigs?
A: So they don't explode when you fuck them.
Q: What's the difference between fish and meat?
A: If you beat your fish it will die.