How all no.plates posts are similar.
To the whateverdude in the whatevercoloured whatevercar driving at whereever at whatevertime. I'd believe you could remember me, because you almost did someting to me . I totally ignore the fact that you couldnt care less for a random driver on the road.
I'm dumb enough to believe I'd meet you at an online forum, and you would regret your actions from my postings.
People who have nothing to do, gather around to listen to my unique story on how I was bullied like a chicken, how I pardoned the offender's sin like a saint, and what I would do if I ever meet him again, all in the name of sweet justice.
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If I didnt have my superhuman reflexes, he would have knocked me. Everybody, please applause my reflex, coz I'm the only person in the road that knows how to avoid cars.
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I've got balls of steel, so be careful of me coz I'll whack you up when/if my *** is not in the car. Praise the Lord for you were spared from my manly fist of fury tonight. If it wasnt for *** I'd beat you up with my 12ft penis.
replace *** with wife,mother,gf,sister,auntie, mistress, daughter, secretary, nun, waitress, prostitute, babysitter or any female.
