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come on dudes...lets put up....our best pickup lines.....................
fstrader said:lrt - pigi mana cik?
clubs - wanna gangbang or not?
mamak - TEH O AIS SATU!!!
Must be the effect of the violent full moon, heh?? :Dsatria_95 said:LRT :
Hi Miss. I've got a knife behind your neck. `Scuse me or my knife'll sex with the back of your neck.
Clubs :
me- hi. may I sit here?
girl- (turns to look at me, smiling) yeah, sure
me- Oh shit. ... I mean...erm.... I think it's alright. I'll go to another club. Thanks ugly. I mean pretty. I mean... ermm.... bye
Mamak :
Me- (takes a bottle and smashes it on the chick's head) OH FUCK ! YOU'RE BLEEDING. I didn't know you're a virgin!
Me- (takes broken bottle and stab/scratch/pierce her friend's neck/face/wherever) OH SHIT! All your friends are virgins too! They're all bleeding too! Quick ! Call the damn coroner!
Yeah, I guess so. Everytime there's a full moon, the moon light shines right on my bed. GGGRRROOOAAAAARRRRNOSkill said:Must be the effect of the violent full moon, heh?? :D
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